Video 20 Jul 73,578 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

Photoshop Battle: President Obama Playing Ping Pong [psb]

Previously: 'Displeased Purple Bill Clinton' Photoshop Battle

Photo 18 Jul 2,475 notes billmurraysstalker:

factecards:

Sally Ride was once asked by NASA engineers if 100 tampons was enough for a 7 day mission

So…. 200 then? Will a bag of band aids and cotton swabs do the trick? Lady we’re scientists not vagina… tists. Just tell us how to fix your hoo ha.

billmurraysstalker:

factecards:

Sally Ride was once asked by NASA engineers if 100 tampons was enough for a 7 day mission

So…. 200 then? Will a bag of band aids and cotton swabs do the trick? Lady we’re scientists not vagina… tists. Just tell us how to fix your hoo ha.

Text 17 Jul 24,358 notes

Anonymous said: Towards the whole "pronouns hurt people's feelings" topic. Am I REALLY the only person on the planet that thinks people are becoming far to sensative? Nearly to the point that they shouldn't leave their little home bubbles in the case that a bird chirps next to them in a way that sounds like a mean word. Maybe, JUST MAYBE, we're becoming a little TOO coddling and people need to learn to deal with simplistic shit like words. And yes, I've been insulted and made fun of. I got over it. So can you.

thefrogman:

Supposedly invented by the Chinese, there is an ancient form of torture that is nothing more than cold, tiny drops falling upon a person’s forehead. 

On its own, a single drop is nothing. It falls upon the brow making a tiny splash. It doesn’t hurt. No real harm comes from it. 

In multitudes, the drops are still fairly harmless. Other than a damp forehead, there really is no cause for concern. 

The key to the torture is being restrained. You cannot move. You must feel each drop. You have lost all control over stopping these drops of water from splashing on your forehead. 

It still doesn’t seem like that big of a deal. But person after person, time and time again—would completely unravel psychologically. They all had a breaking point where each drop turned into a horror. Building and building until all sense of sanity was completely lost. 

"It was just a joke, quite being so sensitive."

"They used the wrong pronoun, big deal."

"So your parents don’t understand, it could be worse."

Day after day. Drop after drop. It builds up. A single instance on its own is no big deal. A few drops, not a problem. But when you are restrained, when you cannot escape the drops, when it is unending—these drops can be agony. 

People aren’t sensitive because they can’t take a joke. Because they can’t take being misgendered one time. Because they lack a thick skin. 

People are sensitive because the drops are unending and they have no escape from them. 

You are only seeing the tiny, harmless, single drop hitting these so-called “sensitive” people. You are failing to see the thousands of drops endured before that. You are failing to see the restraints that make them inescapable.

Video 10 Jul 182,602 notes

mulled-cider:

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Video 9 Jul 1,696 notes

You know what’s funny about Ann? She’s my best friend. And anyone who hurt her is someone I would murder probably.

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Text 9 Jul 280,258 notes

hiddlesbatchlove:

lilmissitalia:

If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”

PURGHAPS

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Text 20 Jun 78,426 notes

brolinbutts:

itismerlin:

shellett-is-my-oxygen:

Disney movie where the prince is forced to meet a bunch of girls to find one to marry and he gets bored and flees to the kitchen where he finds a sassy kitchen boy his own age and he likes him and they start hanging out and fall in love PLZ

i think you just described merlin

literally tho

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via Who me?.
Quote 17 Jun 2,832 notes
I’m saying your name on
the bridge at dawn. Your name like an animal
covered with frost, your name like a music that’s
been transposed, a suit of fur, a coat of mud,
a kick in the pants, a lungful of glass, the sails
in wind and the slap of waves on the hull
of a boat that’s sinking to the sound of mermaids
singing songs of love, and the tug of a simple
profound sadness when it sounds so far away.
— Richard Siken, “Saying Your Name.” (via literarymiscellany)
Text 14 Jun 1,126,424 notes

delicatemotion:

randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

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some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

This gave me anxiety

Video 12 Jun 35,150 notes

givenclarity:

how do you manage to forget  your own name [x]


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